Top Ten List

10 SIGNS YOUR DATE IS SATAN

1. Introduces himself as “Lucifer, Lord of the Underworld, but you can call me Luc”.
2. Calls his pitchfork ‘bling’.
3. Wants to know if you are ready to have his ‘spawn’.
4. Refers to his friends as his ‘evil minions’.
5. Laughs hysterically during the movie “The Exorcist”.
6. Even though it’s 104 degrees outside, he insists on turning the heat up because ‘it’s a little chilly in here”.
7. Thinks it’s funny to rub the horns on his head and joke that “he’s horny”.
8. He’s a Republican.
9. His cell phone ring tone is “Highway to Hell”
10. His forked tongue makes French kissing uncomfortable.

Poem of the Day

The gulf that grows between us
Is growing ever wide
What was once a chasm
Is now the great divide
We used to stand together
But you're no longer by my side
And the more I think about it
The more I want to hide
To talk about our feelings
Might change the rushing tide
But I'm afraid of what you'll say
And that our love has died.