10 SIGNS YOUR DATE IS SATAN
1. Introduces himself as “Lucifer, Lord of the Underworld, but you can call me Luc”.
2. Calls his pitchfork ‘bling’.
3. Wants to know if you are ready to have his ‘spawn’.
4. Refers to his friends as his ‘evil minions’.
5. Laughs hysterically during the movie “The Exorcist”.
6. Even though it’s 104 degrees outside, he insists on turning the heat up because ‘it’s a little chilly in here”.
7. Thinks it’s funny to rub the horns on his head and joke that “he’s horny”.
8. He’s a Republican.
9. His cell phone ring tone is “Highway to Hell”
10. His forked tongue makes French kissing uncomfortable.
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