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Ten Signs Your Boyfriend is a Cult Leader

1. Asks you repeatedly what your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is.
2. Invites you back to his ‘compound’.
3. Insists the swastika carved in is forehead is just a birthmark.
4. During sex he keeps asking “Who’s your Messiah?”
5. Keeps trying to ‘heal’ strangers.
6. Thinks you’d look hot carrying an AK-47.
7. Keeps tabs of when the next Hale-Bopp Comet is.
8. Thinks his hangnail is an impending sign of Armageddon.
9. Believes the government is behind Coke Zero.
10. Constantly humming the theme from M*A*S*H.